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- Is it already playing? - Oh, I think it's started.
- Alright, alright. - Hello. I want to tweet.
- Hello. - I want to tweet. Let's tweet for a bit.
- Before that... - Yo, what's up, guys? I'm Teto.
- I'm Yoshi. - And I'm Genta.
- Um, today we're doing a live broadcast. - Yup.
- It's called... "Dobea... Bakuro... Firing up fire with primitive things battle!"
- Yup! - Dobea... Bakuro, you say?
- Did you hear it? - Did you hear it? Doesn't it sound like a live broadcast?
- This time, it's not primitive things like chakka, chakka man, lighter, match... - Yup.
- We're going to fire up fire with these things and have a match. - Yup.
- That's exactly what we're doing. - Yup.
- So, we've prepared a lot of things. - Yup.
- I want to do it in order, so... - Oh, I'm surprised.
- If it's too long... - Yup.
- If we really can't fire up fire, we won't be able to do it for the rest of our lives. - Yup.
- So we're going to have a match in 30 minutes. - Oh!
- Yup. - And if it's dobea, we say "bakuro"...
- ...but if we can't fire up fire, we automatically say "bakuro". - Scary!
- On the other hand, if we're in a hurry and can't fire up fire, we say "bakuro". - That's right.
- Even if it's too late, one person can fire up "bakuro". - That's right.
- It's really cruel, isn't it? - Yup.
- The moment we fire up fire... - Yup.
- ...well, the moment we fire up fire for three people, we fire up fire for two people and one person... - Yup.
- ...plus "bakuro", this is a live broadcast you can enjoy. - Yup.
- It's a wonderful opportunity, isn't it? - Well...
- We're not really "bakuro"s with high quality, are we? - That's right.
- Well, well... - Seriously, we really don't have anything to hide.
- We're honest people, so our "bakuro" quality is low, you know? - It's like a snack "bakuro".
- We don't really have anything to hide, you know? We're like "bakuro"s with something to hide, you know? - That's right.
- We really don't have anything, you know? - Well, we're going to tweet about our live broadcast now, aren't we?
- That's right, and this time we're going to talk about primitive methods...
- ...but I did some research on Wikipedia... - Yup.
- ...and as a result of my research on Wikipedia... - Yup.
- ...there are only three patterns of primitive ways of lighting fire... - Yup.
- Well, one of them is "masatsushiki"... - Yup.
- ...so this is what we call "masatsunetsu" and... - Yup.
- So this is what we call "temperature went up" and "fire went on" right? - That's right.
- Okay, so I made a hole in this board with this stick and board... - Yup.
- ...and here... - Yup.
- ...and...
- ...and this is called "mogusa" - Yeah, yeah.
- That grass that you pick up from oak trees or something like that... - Right, right, right.
- I set up this and...
- ...this is definitely "ungghhhhh" - You see it commonly, but it's not the most common one.
- Yeah, it's not the most common. - It's so long.
- It's like "ungghhh" - It's like this, right?
- Yeah, right. - That's weird, isn't it?
- And one more is...
- ...this "hibana chiras" system... - Yeah.
- ...made of fire particles, right? - Fire particles...
- These fire particles are as written in the maps of "goukaku gigan" we bought around Ifejing.
I don't think you can do it.
- Me neither. - You can't do it.
- Really? - I'm sure you can't do it.
- Because... - You don't know if you can pick up that little fire flower.
But if you leave it like this...
- Yeah, you're lucky. - Yeah, you're lucky.
The work of keep scattering fire flowers will now begin.
- It will be a mysterious live broadcast. - Yes.
And what I'm going to do is this.
Well, it's called engineering theory.
It's like collecting solar rays with a lens...
Uh, it's like collecting them with a blindfold and burning them.
- That's stupid. - It's kind of complicated right now.
- Yeah, well... - You're a loser, though.
- I'm a loser, though. - Using a blindfold.
Well, I have the most memories with blindfolds.
- So I'll be in charge of this this time. - Yes.
- If you can do it, you can do it. If you can't do it, you can't do it. - That's right.
If you can do it, you can probably do it in an instant.
- I'm scared of this. - It's on fire right now.
- It's amazing. - I'm scared of it like this.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous.
In the past... I think it's an accident, but...
When you were in elementary school, you used to burn ants like this, didn't you?
- It's seriously on fire right now. - It's scary.
- You're kidding me, right? Look, it's like this now. - It's scary.
- No, it's really not like that. - What was that?
- You were tricked. - You were tricked.
- You were tricked just now. - Psycho.
- You can't burn ants, you know. - You poor thing.
- You can burn ants, you know. - That's why I said I couldn't do it with a blindfold.
"You can do it. It's so quick. It's an instant," I said.
- This guy has experience of burning ants. - It's too scary.
This guy is burning ants with a blindfold.
If you do it like this, you can make a fire like this, you know, a round one.
And if you make the wide one smaller, the ant will suddenly run out, saying, "It's hot," you know.
And you can...
And as soon as you make it smaller, it'll go like "pshh" and roll away.
- It's so scary. - It's so scary.
Pshh!
But you can't laugh. You can't laugh.
You're doing a genius earth security guard. Can you try laughing?
I was like, "Is that it?"
- You can't laugh. - It's an experience.
- Are you watching? - I can't see the screen at all.
- I can't read the comments. - Just read it.
- How many people are watching right now? - Right now...
- 210,000. - That's quite a lot of people.
- That's amazing. - Thank you, everyone.
- That's a good way of saying it. - That's a good way of saying it.
- "It looks like you." Thank you. - Thank you.
- Alright. - It's the fireworks festival today, so it's okay to go after this, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah, watch this broadcast and...
- Everyone, too. - ...go to the fireworks festival.
If we go, we'll die because we're too stars.
- No, thank you. - Oh, thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
When we were driving, the traffic light was on and we kept talking to each other.
He said, "Are we not going to the fireworks festival today?"
I said, "No, we're stars."
He said, "Oh, you're stars."
I said, "Yeah, I know."
I was going to say something funny like, "Oh, you're stars."
But I said, "No, it's funny."
I can't say anything when people say it.
- Can we do it now? - Let's do it.
- Set it up for 30 minutes. - Okay.
- We prepared just that, right? - Yeah, we'll burn this here.
If it gets burned, we'll burn the newspaper.
I'll burn the black origami for now.
I want grass.
- I'll burn the newspaper. - Okay.
Is it too hot in this room?
Okay, let's do it.
I want grass.
- Here's the newspaper. - Give me the grass.
Oh, you don't want grass?
- This is Tetsuya's mother's grass. - I don't want it.
Can you give me a little more?
We went to every pharmacy and asked, "Do you have any wood grass?"
"No wood grass," we said.
When we asked Tetsuya's mother, she said, "Yes, we do."
"It's very old," she said.
- Was it a musical instrument? - Yeah.
- All right. - All right.
- Here we go.
- You probably can't see it, though.
- I want to end it in an instant and be in front of the camera.
- This sunlight is too hot. - It's too hot.
- It's like a physical fitness competition. - It's just shade here right now.
- Okay, 30 minutes. Ready, go!
- You probably can't see it, but can you see it?
- Okay, it's started.
- I can't cut this, so I'll leave it. - Yeah.
- It's fun to talk about.
- I'm excited!
- All right.
- Let me show you how relaxed I am and show you how proud I am. - Oh, I see.
- I'm going to fire and go.
- I'm so calm. - Can you do it?
- Can you see the nano-quotient gas? Can you see it?
- Isn't it dangerous, this work? - I'll say it first, but it probably won't work.
- Are you serious? - Wow, it's dazzling. - I don't know.
- Wait a minute, there's smoke coming out of it. - Really?
- There's smoke coming out of it. - I think I'll go this way.
- Wow, there's a lot of smoke coming out of it. - Wait a minute, you're kidding me, right?
- Because it's a steam glasses. - Watch out, watch out, run away.
- But there's a hole in it. - Isn't it dangerous?
- Steam glasses are hot. - There's a hole in it, there's a hole in it.
- Are you serious? - Wow, that's serious.
- Wow, that's nice. - Yay, I'm going to be a cameraman soon.
- Damn it. - Oh no, there's a possibility that a newspaper reporter will finish it with sweat.
- Oh no, oh no, oh no, I can't touch this grass. - But how do I burn it from here?
- Oh, it stinks. - Oh, it's just burning.
- Oh, the firewood is broken. - Maybe it's better this way.
- Adjust the angle and make it really round.
- It's broken. - Wow, it's a long stick.
- It's too short, I can't do it. - Wow, there's smoke coming out of it.
- Can you see it? There's smoke coming out of it, but it's just smoke coming out of it.
- Wow, it doesn't catch fire. - But it'll catch fire eventually.
- How long does it take for fire to catch fire? - Oh, it's burning.
- Oh, it's burning.
- Oh no, the wind is too strong. - This is bad.
- Wow, wait a minute.
- Isn't it over if we cool it down?
- The firewood is just burning.
- This is too bad.
- Wait, this is hard!
- It's hot. - It's just burning.
- It looks like fire. - Surprisingly, it doesn't catch fire. - It doesn't catch fire.
- I'm trying to start a fire. - I'm scared.
- It's dangerous! - Is this the right way of doing it?
- I'm scared.
- What are you guys doing in the comment section? Are you saying "it's stupid"?
- I can't afford to go to the comment section. - Right?
- Have you noticed that the picture is too plain? - This is bad. The fire hasn't started yet.
- It's so bright that it's hard to see the fire.
- I don't think we can go down there. - Oh, this is bad. I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm sure you've noticed.
- I'm sure you've noticed. - It's dangerous. - It's dangerous. - Wait a minute.
- Oh, it's a firecracker, so it's burning more and more. - My muscles here are getting stiff.
- Don't make me laugh. - I'm losing it.
- I'm laughing because it's shaking and burning. - Your ears are noisy.
- Read the comments.
It's hard to see.
Cicada, straw, everyone do your best.
Drink water.
It feels like summer.
Tetsuya, good luck.
Good job.
Toshimitsu, like.
It's dangerous.
Susu...
Susuruse?
Susuru TV.
Comment.
Hilarious.
"Hilarious." "You're stupid."
My favorite rice cooker is a rice cooker.
Toshimitsu, your head.
It looks hot.
Everyone has a pattern not to catch fire.
Someone will catch fire.
Too hot.
I think it's my first time doing a live broadcast.
Is it a bug?
Isn't it bad?
Be careful.
It's bad.
Maybe you don't have friends.
It's like a main character now.
Damn it.
Noodles...
How about noodles?
All kinds of food...
Wait, it's really tough.
It's tough.
Will it burn?
I'll drink it with trash.
Will it just burn?
Try this one.
Will it burn?
Will noodles burn?
Please, burn it for me.
Wait, wait. Let's take a break. Let's practice. It's been a while.
It's been a while?
Ooh.
Isejingui is perfect for massage.
"It's hot, isn't it, fireflies?" "Yeah, but it's cold down there."
The wind is crazy, seriously.
No, fireflies get up and go up, but fireflies.
It's too hot.
You caught me, fireflies.
Isejingui holds fireflies like this and...
Isn't it crazy? Everyone is looking at me.
It's sobering.
What do you think of it?
This is who I am now.
"Who is turning fireflies?" "Yeah."
I like turning fireflies like this now.
This is crazy.
Oh no, 30 minutes is surprisingly fast.
How many minutes has it been?
Oh no, it's been about 7 minutes and 6 seconds.
Really?
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
Wait, what should we do?
Let's think about it.
It's only about here.
It's definitely too bright to see the sparks.
I don't like it anymore.
It's frozen.
There's no other way.
It's like I'm believing in myself.
Do you know of any other way to start a fire?
"The fourth way." "Yeah, just start a fire. What should we do?"
I guess we just have to keep hitting in the same spot.
Who came up with this old-fashioned method?
"Shouldn't we use a lighter?" "You're right."
Why do you want to start a fire all the time?
Lighter, fire in one shot.
If it wasn't for Mr. Hibuchi who said, 'Let's develop a lighter,' this wouldn't have happened.
But if it was Mr. Hibuchi who said, 'Let's develop a lighter,' this wouldn't have happened.
It's like we haven't had enough fun.
Yeah, it's refreshing.
It's refreshing to think about Mr. Hibuchi.
"Is it okay for smoke to come out?" "It's coming out, but it's smoke." "Smoke is coming out."
But it doesn't look like firewood.
"What kind of pattern is this when it arrives?" "Yeah."
It's going to be fluffy.
And there's something in that grass.
And there's a newspaper on top of it.
"That's dangerous, if you say it now." "You need about four steps."
"Is the timing too important?" "Yeah."
"Isn't it hard to start when it's burning?" "Yeah."
It's really hot.
"I'm the type of guy who doesn't get hot at all even if I go camping." "Yeah."
I'm the type of guy who doesn't get hot at all even if I go camping.
"I'm going to start a fire, so wait for me." "Yeah, it's cool if you can do it."
But it's cool to start a fire early.
"Wow, this is serious." "Use a lighter."
If a fire breaks out, it's a revolution.
"Huh?" "I want something to eat."
I like curry.
It's important to know how dry it is.
Doesn't it include newspapers and oil?
Ah, it might.
The fire doesn't catch on firewood.
Eh?
The fire ignites on firewood.
Really.
This is not the time to be watching, seriously.
No, seriously, this is bad.
It's hot! It's too hot!
But if it's not hot, I can't win.
Sometimes, it might get dark,
but if it's dark, I can't win.
If it rains, I lose.
If it clouds, I lose.
The hotter it is, the harder it is physically.
This is like a 12-hour YouTube video.
It's hot for 30 minutes.
That was close. If there wasn't a timer, I'd be dead.
The fireworks are getting bigger here.
I've noticed this.
For good.
Do you want me to pull it out?
This trains your inner muscles a lot,
so if you're a girl who's worried about physical fitness,
I think you should do this.
It's not about firewood.
My voice is cracking.
I think it's about fire.
This trains your inner muscles a lot.
It solves fire.
If you say, 'I thought of fire,'
it shapes you a lot.
When I did a live broadcast,
I thought people would watch it a lot.
That's amazing.
Why didn't you notice it earlier?
There's a chance it'll stretch more than this effort.
If you look at it on such a small fire,
it's basically fire.
It's basically fire.
There's a weird bug.
A bug came out of the wood.
What bug?
Oh, this guy crushed a bug.
Do you want it burned?
With my mom.
Oh, your mom just...
With my mom.
She gave you a towel.
Thank you.
"Here you are." "Thank you."
Here you are.
It's difficult.
Wait a minute.
It's really...
It's hard.
It's getting easier and easier.
I don't know how long it will take.
I hope it will work.
Actually, it may be very hot now.
I don't know what will happen.
The fire is going down.
It looks like it's cooling down.
It's hot.
Is there anything?
Wait a minute.
18 minutes left.
Is there anything?
Is there a new method?
It's good weather.
Yes, it's good weather.
Anyway, I'll do my best.
No, you should say 'lighter' instead of 'modern voice'.
I'll keep shooting with all my heart.
I'm most grateful to you.
Stop it! It's cloudy and annoying!
Hurry up and pull it out!
Wow!
I'm crying.
Wow!
You can do it!
The target is falling down, though.
Oh!
Ah!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Do you know who you are fighting against?
Who?
Seigi.
Seigi?
Is it you, fire?
In a daily fight, you need fire, but it's a shout, but it's your classmate's fire.
Who?
Oh, you're my classmate.
What are you talking about?
What are you guys doing?
It's like you're having fun.
It's nice to have a one-shot game with Shimizu and my former classmate.
Yeah.
Would you like to play rock-paper-scissors and the loser will do it?
No, it's okay.
It's not his, it's not his.
Oh, that's right.
It's a one-shot game for people, so it's okay if you slip.
At first, it's like this.
It's a little all-out.
No, it's okay.
Do you often play rock-paper-scissors like this?
A little.
With that tension at that time.
Yeah.
Let's listen to this fire one-shot gag.
Is it a good opportunity?
Is it a one-shot gag?
Okay, here you go.
Let me explain.
A one-shot gag of a second-year high school student who was in the same class as Toshimizu and Tetsuya.
Here it is.
Change fire!
I don't know where to go.
I can't edit it. It's really scary. I'm too worried about the comment section.
Wait a minute.
It's hard. Change fire!
It's really bad.
When it clouds, nothing really happens.
I wonder if this cloud will come out. Let's take a break.
What are you doing?
It's true.
What are you doing?
I'm setting fire.
What?
I'm setting fire.
I'm setting fire to make fire.
I can't do it anymore.
It's really bad. The wood is cracking.
I wonder if the woodworm here is working hard.
Maybe it's not enough.
First of all, I'm going to crush it.
And I'm going to put the firewood in the woodworm.
What?
I'm going to do this and when the firewood is ready, I'm going to put the firewood in the woodworm and put it in the woodworm and do it like this.
I see.
It's been like that from the beginning.
Isn't that crazy?
Maybe it's not heating up.
I don't know. I was wondering if Toshimitsu was looking for firewood.
Maybe it's crushing the woodworm.
Are you crazy?
Hurry up and get out of the cloud of wind.
I'm scared. Stop it.
I don't know.
I'm not crazy, am I?
Are you crazy?
I'm scared.
You're in the way.
What?
You're in the way.
Can you really sit down and do it?
Cloud, please.
The fire is falling.
The fire is falling on the ground.
The fire is falling here.
I just said something good, but it's not in the subtitles, so I can't explain it.
When I thought the fire was falling here, it was sunset.
It's funny.
I'm not used to it.
It's simply because I can't see the results of my efforts.
It's been a while since I've seen a picture of me sitting outside and lying down.
I felt like a fragment of a firecracker had entered my eye.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of this kind of thing.
I'll keep turning it around.
I have no choice but to keep shooting.
Do you realize you're out of ammo?
No.
But I won't be patient for the rest of the time.
Waah!
Ah, I can't take it anymore.
Wait a minute!
Ah, the room rubber fell off.
Ah!
Oh no, oh no, it's a live broadcast! Hurry up!
I turned it on quickly!
Why!
I'm going to be attacked! Hurry up!
If you do that, the fire will go out and cool down.
I'm resetting it every time.
This one will burn, you know.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Everything is delicious today.
That's the kind of fire.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I did it too much.
Tetsu's Twitter is a little angry, but I'm sorry about this.
It's like, "I won because it burned over there."
Is that okay?
Yes.
What happened?
I'm really sorry for the comments.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for the comments.
Tetsu, what are you really doing?
I'm the main character, so...
Yes.
Huh?
Ah, a video?
I think you're all sick of it.
I'm the president of the city council, and I'm the only one left out.
I think you're all sick of it.
That video was terrible.
That's how it is.
It was really nothing but conversation.
I mean, today's video.
Today, I mean, take a look at the latest video.
Kanta sent me a message.
He said he wanted me to come and pick up something.
We talked about this and that.
I talked to the citizens for the time being.
I don't know why, but...
I said, "What's wrong with you?"
It's a mysterious statement.
I know.
I was thinking of putting it on the television, but I didn't know if it was the same thing.
I have no idea.
What's wrong with you?
Kanta said he'd come and go at any time.
What's wrong with you?
You're kidding me.
But I remember Kanta's words.
I thought you were talking about "what's wrong with you?" there.
I want you to make it clear which is better, Teppa or Koyanagi.
Koyanagi has been going to Nakamae recently.
Because of Koyanagi's behavior, Shintarō chose Koyanagi.
He respects Hector House.
Oh, I see.
I don't think I'm in it.
What did you say?
I'm jealous of your sense of triangularity.
I thought I'd stop going to one-man live.
Oh, really?
And I thought I couldn't just go.
When was it?
September 9, wasn't it?
Saturday and Sunday are my days off.
I sold out on my days off.
Oh, wow.
Congratulations.
What are you doing?
You're throwing away a camera.
This is bad.
It's far, far, far.
Can you throw it a little closer?
Isn't it aggressive?
Mane-san?
It's aggressive.
There's smoke coming out.
The leaves are cooling down.
Can you pull it back a little?
If you say "bwaah", is it dangerous?
What is "bwaah" anyway?
Wow!
The smell is amazing.
It's amazing.
Let's get closer to the camera.
Yes, yes, I'm getting closer to the camera.
It's dangerous for a YouTuber to put his hand on the camera, isn't it?
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
You're telling me to do my best.
All right, thank you.
I'm sorry for yesterday's intention.
I'm sorry.
Is this a comment reading?
How do you read it?
If you read the comment and give it to me, the commenters will be happy.
That's all!
In the video where I made Toshimitsu angry,
Yes.
The commenter said something really annoying.
Toshimitsu said what?
Toshimitsu said something really annoying in the rubber video.
The rubber video.
Yes.
The commenter said something really annoying.
Yes.
The commenter said, "It's disgusting for you to look at the camera because it's this comment."
If you don't like it, you shouldn't look at it.
Yes.
Everyone,
I know that it's boring for people who aren't funny to comment on Toshimitsu.
I know that.
I'm sorry for that.
I have one more comment for you.
It's amazing.
I said it on Mizutamari Bond's sub-channel yesterday.
I posted my thumbnail on Twitter.
I saw it on Twitter and thought it was terrible.
Recently I like Toshimitsu, but I hate him because he's so bad.
You hate him because he's so bad.
I thought it couldn't be helped.
You've always hated him.
Even if I hate him for that, I don't like him from the beginning.
Why are you trying to like me?
No, really.
There was a sad incident like that.
What if there is a lot of garlands on the roof?
That's a woman!
That's kind of view.
No, no, no, it's totally different!
It's a possibility.
By the way, did you think that we were in some kind of dream story until we met Toshimitsu?
What's that?
Like "Toshi and Ten..."
Don't know!
Garlands!
You know about garlands!
What kind of words do you use on your day-to-day life?
I don't use it.
I eat a lot of rice on my day-to-day life.
I don't use it on TV.
Do you use it in junior high school?
You asked me, didn't you?
Can you see me?
I'm getting better at it.
I'm used to my arm muscles.
I'm doing my best. Thank you.
By the way, there was a comment asking me if I made up with Hechtara.
We fought with Hechtara.
I was surprised.
Isn't it?
Hechtara said something on sub-channel.
What did you say?
Oh, that's it.
I fought with him.
Oh, my God.
I smell it again.
He's got a good sense of it.
Wow, you're good at it.
It's a rubber band, isn't it?
Wow, you're good at it.
I can't talk about it unless I talk about it.
I don't mean to talk about it on TV.
I've been breaking my T-shirt lately.
If you look back, there's a cut in everyone's neck.
I laugh a lot.
I can feel that they've been broken.
It's funny when you notice that cut.
There was a comment asking me if I made up with Hechtara.
The T-shirt with a cut in it was a gift for them.
I cut it without realizing it.
It's like a Henry Neck T-shirt.
Hechtara was really sad about it.
I wanted it so much.
I gave you a white one-tee before.
At that moment, it was full of water and colors.
It's so dirty.
You have your own one-tee.
Yes, after being torn, it becomes two here, isn't it?
If you look closely, you may not have seen it, but there are two dogs here.
Oh, it's a dog, I thought it was a tiger.
Dog? Huh?
Tiger, I think it's a tiger.
Huh? Is it a tiger? Is it a tiger?
Yes.
If it is torn like this, these two tigers will become two properly.
I bought calculated uniqueness.
That's a shitty way of saying it.
I'm saying a shitty way of saying it now.
I'm being told.
No, I don't have time to take water.
Wait, I've seen something really scary for the rest of the time.
What is it?
Scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
Don't think about it, burn it!
You keep saying it.
Burn your life!
You keep saying it.
Wow!
I'm turning it around quite a bit, but seriously.
Is it properly shown even once in that video?
It's shown a lot.
I'll make you wear a snap.
I'm sorry to burn your clothes, but it's too bad.
It's hot! It's hot!
Tetsuya is going to the bathroom.
What?
Tetsuya is going to the bathroom.
Oh, my God! Mom, open the door!
Oh, it's here.
I can't close the door. Hurry up!
Why is Tetsuya going to the bathroom?
Tetsuya said he had a stomachache.
Tetsuya said he had a stomachache. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm in a hurry. Please forgive me.
Why do you have a stomachache?
I can't help it. I have a stomachache.
Is it a physiological phenomenon?
Tetsuya said he had a stomachache.
Tetsuya said he had a stomachache. I laughed.
Tetsuya said he had a stomachache. I'm in a hurry.
Everyone, focus!
This is a two-handed shape.
If you're curious about two-handed shapes, you should try it.
What should I do first?
I'm going to buy this set at the home improvement center.
I think this muscle pain feels good.
Are you doing it while looking at the comments?
What?
Are you doing it while looking at the comments?
I can see it when I'm turning it.
I thought I was going to die.
Hey, you idiot! Get out of the way!
Tetsuya's shadow makes me want to step on it.
It's a little helpful to be alone.
It's a little hot.
Why did you check it out?
It was dangerous for me to check it out now.
Burn it up!
Oh, fire flower!
Wow! Fire flower rush!
Please!
It's hot.
What is it because it's hot? Is it a secret?
Is Tetsuya visible?
Comment...
Oh, but is everyone visible here?
It's a shadow, I think.
It's a shadow, so you can see the fire flower here, right?
Make-san's style is awesome!
It's dangerous if you don't turn this way.
This is a YouTube live.
I'm proud of those who keep asking for results.
Oh, fire flower is visible, Tetsuya!
Oh, really?
Alright!
Oh, it's coming out! It's coming out!
Seriously.
Look! Look!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's a rush kill! Rush!
Oh no! My back hurts!
Oh no! It's a rush kill!
It looks like it's sprinkled with eye drops.
Seriously?!
It's over...
Hey!
Seriously?!
This is bad!
Hey...
It's time over.
Wow...
Huh?!
That's unforgivable!
Seriously?!
No one?!
I thought only Make-san would get it.
Look at me...
Where's the camera?
Can you see this?
It's an iPhone.
I burned this much of this leaf.
I just burned it all.
I was a leaf burner.
Huh? That's frustrating.
Wait a minute, Tetsuya. Why don't you try this?
I thought it would be like this.
The stem.
That's frustrating!
It's not hot!
I'm sorry.
This is...
What is it?
Can you see it here?
I can't see it at all. Can you see it?
Oh, I can see it.
It might be better if it's a little diagonal.
It's dazzling here.
Look, look, look, it's already coming out.
It's easy to get here.
It's too bright, I can't see it well.
Oh, it's already penetrated.
Yeah, it's penetrated right away and there's nothing to burn, and it's over.
It's bright like this.
Isn't it broken?
This is bad, if you set it on fire for a moment, my face won't stand it.
Shouldn't you quit now?
Isn't it broken?
No, I'll come all the way here.
Yeah, from here.
This is just a light technique.
You can leave it up there for a little while.
I see.
Huh? Isn't it stuck, Tetsuya?
Come on, go!
But I wonder if this is...
I didn't practice burning ants, so unlike Tetsuya...
Oh, it's good!
I used to burn insects that I couldn't say in the past.
You bite too much, don't you?
It's like "shh, shh, shh", like a woodpecker.
You can't say that.
No, I'm sorry, it's not good at all.
It's a generation gap.
What do you mean?
It's like Toshinitsu is saying it now.
Oh, come on.
You know, it's just that news reporters are disappearing.
They're coming all the way here.
It's like a burning material.
It's not a newspaper, it's like...
Yeah, we don't know if we can make fire yet.
It's difficult.
But I don't know about this.
It's burning in the back, isn't it?
Yeah, if this is okay, I'm burning.
No, it doesn't look like you're burning at all.
No, I don't know.
I'm sorry if you couldn't see it, everyone.
It's a hidden camera, so I don't know.
Isn't it hot if there's so much smoke coming out of it?
This...
Yeah.
Hey, that's...
The camera's shadow is...
Like this here...
How is it, everyone? Is it showing?
I think this is it.
What are you doing now?
It's like a burning material, isn't it?
Paper?
Paper and cotton and...
...newspaper's...
...looks like it's going to burn...
Maybe it was a tissue or something.
Yeah, cotton burns...
I don't think it's going to catch fire.
My eyes are really tired.
Ah, this is no good.
It's tough.
Should we put it back?
Ouch, it hurts.
I'm really sorry.
It's an unexpected result.
Wow.
You did it seriously.
My eyes are blinded.
I guess it's possible.
I think it's possible.
To be honest...
...if we were going to light it up...
...it would be pointless.
Yeah.
We wanted to do it outside...
...but since we're using fire...
...we can't use...
...any external devices...
...to control it.
So we're using a time-out.
You should do better.
I did pretty well.
I don't think you can do it either way.
It's not impossible...
...but you're talking like you're arrogant.
This guy is crazy.
He said he'd be there at 1 AM...
...but he was asleep.
We woke him up...
...but he went to your house...
...and when he woke up...
...he took a shower...
...and went to your house.
I think it's better...
...for you to go first.
I called you...
...and went to pick you up...
...but you were already at your house.
I didn't know what was going on...
...but you told me you were at your house.
Can you fix it?
Are you kidding me?
Stop it!
Be careful.
This is a live broadcast.
Let's do it properly.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
I should have properly started the fire and said, "Mr. Mushroom, you did it after all."
I should have revealed it and it should have been over.
This guy has been bothering me since this morning.
I'm sorry. I'm really in front of the camera.
I'm sorry.
I'm in front of you, so I'm going to quickly finish the first penalty game.
I didn't have a game, so I can't think of one. What should I do?
Can I be last?
Yes.
Then I'll go first.
Wait a minute. What is it?
The light is very divided here. Can you go a little further forward?
The shadow...
The camera is shaking.
It's easy to see.
I'm the worst person in the world, so I'm going to die.
My hands are simply stretched out.
When I was looking at the fire of the insect glasses earlier, I said, "Fight with Toshimizu later."
I fought here and went in to stop it, and I thought it was a threat.
I said, "If you're going to wear it, it's an insect glasses."
Toshimizu got on it and said, "You guys do it, too."
The moment I saw Toshimizu's face, I knew.
Oh, Tetsuya will wear it.
It was easier for Tetsuya to scold me today.
I didn't have to be scolded by Toshimizu today.
Basically, you're the one who's most related to it.
It's too far away for me. Stop it.
Why are you breaking it?
This is an insect glasses.
Who wants to go first?
Can I go first because I'm a useless insect glasses?
It's useless. It's really useless.
I only work on YouTube now, but I was a teacher when I didn't make many videos before.
You're good at saying it.
Is this okay?
This is no good.
Will this remain in the archive?
I don't know, but if the buckle was interesting, it may remain.
It's not very interesting.
If it's interesting, it'll stay.
Moreover, there is also a T-shirt story.
So far, it's pretty funny.
Then I'll go first.
I can't help it because the comment section is already cut off.
But people who know it know it.
You all know college, right?
Most of the people who go there are teachers.
My buckle is big.
I'm sorry.
I don't know where to say it.
We got together a little while ago and got together.
That's it?
That's it.
We got together and got along.
As a whole?
That's about it.
Is there a certain girl?
About one person.
Is that all?
That's all.
Is there really such a thing?
I'm not in a relationship or anything like that.
I'm just a guy who's into girls' school.
I'm into girls' school now.
The comments are saying you have a girlfriend.
I have to say that clearly.
I don't have a girlfriend, so I'm just into girls' school.
You're just playing with girls.
I'm addicted to girls' play.
No, no, don't look down on me.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I may have been taken away.
The last one is my pillow.
It's something I have to tell my mother.
I have to tell my mother, but I haven't told her yet.
Can you call her?
Yes.
If it's not like this, it's hard for me to tell my mother.
I'm a little confused.
I'm sure it's about that.
Mother!
Oh, you guys don't know yet.
I see.
No, I'm not misunderstood.
I'm not misunderstood.
This is my mother.
Thank you.
Excuse me for renting the garden today.
It's okay here.
This is a live broadcast.
Please be careful.
I have a little report.
It's not good to report.
I'm a little sad.
Two minutes ago...
It was hard for me to say that I was a little sad.
She is my mother.
Get ready to cry.
I'm crying.
What is this?
I'll make it easy for you to understand.
I didn't make a child.
I'm not sad.
About a year ago...
I had a girlfriend.
We were together for about a year and a month.
In the second half of July...
- We broke up. - You're kidding me!
- Really? - No, I'm serious.
- Her reaction was really... - She liked you a lot, didn't she?
- We got along really well. - Really?
- This is the real one. - Thank you!
But it was really hard for me to say it because of this.
- No, I'm really... - It looks like it's falling apart.
- It's falling apart. - No, I'm really sorry.
- I'm really sorry. - Getsuya fans will be happy!
My emotions are all over the place right now.
- I'm so happy! - Haha!
You know, I've been going out by myself at work and stuff.
- You're really crying right now. - Why are you killing me with everything you have?
- Today... - It's a day to start a fire.
- What are you saying? - It's a day to start a fire.
- I was supposed to say "let's start a fire" and do my best. - No, I'm really sorry.
I know it's a space just for the two of us, but I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry! - That's...
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
- I'm sorry! - Haha!
- I'm sorry! - She's coming back.
- No, I'm really...
I'm sorry for not being careful of my mother and not saying goodbye.
- Of course, of course. - For her. - Of course, of course.
It was the result of a lot of thinking.
- I know you really well as a family. - I'm more depressed than I am in my room.
- Haha! - You're the most depressed person I've seen in the past few years.
- I don't want to see my mother depressed. - I'm really sorry.
I didn't want to say that, but...
From now on, I think I can date someone who's about to get married.
Yes.
Oh, can I lay down for a moment?
Please sit up.
Please sit in a cool room.
Oh, I'm so happy.
Your feet are so heavy.
I'm so happy.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You changed your hands and legs, didn't you?
Yes, I noticed it as a person wearing cat glasses.
You look like Berorinma, who fought in the arena at the last in "DRAC FO".
Berorinma?
Do you want me to end the video now?
Yes, I do.
A lot of things happened just now.
This video...
This video ended in a disappointing result.
That's right.
That's all.
If I had woken up at 2 a.m., I would have made 120 videos.
But it was difficult to wake up at 2 a.m.
That's right.
Tetsuya didn't wake me up at 1 a.m., so I couldn't wake up at 2 a.m.
I wanted to wake you up at 2 a.m.
Yes, it was 2 a.m.
If I had woken you up at 2 a.m., I wouldn't have been able to do it.
I couldn't wake you up at 2 a.m., so I couldn't make a video.
You're really useless.
Are you really a leader?
Hey, don't mess with me!
Hey!
What are you going to do with this house?
It doesn't even have a cut in it!
If it doesn't have a cut in it...
If it doesn't have a cut in it, I can't cut it!
If it doesn't have a cut in it, you can't do anything!
It's just a stretched hook!
Toshimitsu and I were looking for a cut in it.
What is he talking about?
I don't have a cut in it!
Are you okay?
Calm down! It doesn't have a cut in it!
If it doesn't have a cut in it, what is he talking about?
Everyone, make sure you have a cut in it.
When it's torn, this pass is the hardest to cut.
If you put it in here, it won't cut.
That's what I wanted to tell you today.
See you in tomorrow's video!
Bye bye!